The Gay Agenda

The religious right is...well, right--homosexuals are trying to take over the world, and eventually achieve domination of the galaxy by means of homocracy.

As evidence I cite the most recent superbowl ad by Snickers. In it two men bite into opposite ends of a Snickers bar, and accidentally kiss. They then, after agreeing that they need to do something manly, decide to pull chest hair from their chests.

Rather than allowing anyone else to object to the ad containing a most disgusting homosexual kiss, the homosexuals objected first, showing who really runs things.

Heterosexuals beware!!!